"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
04/03/2015 at 12:37 • Filed to: None
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"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
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Does this count or no since no car?
505Turbeaux
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 12:40 |
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#freethenipples
all day long
$kaycog
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 12:41 |
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"Intent to titillate". Whahaha!
Svend
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 12:45 |
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Well if you hear the nipples rings. I'd be rude not to answer.
and 100 more
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 12:54 |
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She's got the "babe" part figured out... pics in link.
http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/04/01/cri…
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and 100 more
> 505Turbeaux
04/03/2015 at 12:55 |
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Seriously, did she really, really do something so terribly wrong?
I'd call it a public service.
McMike
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 12:57 |
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Does this count or no since no car?
Batshitbabe contestant requirements:
Female arrested for a nutty/exciting crime.
Mugshot
Automotive content
No fatalities.
18+
Needs to be originally posted on a Gawker Media page.
Jaclynn did not qualify. Even we have standards.
Whenever I find a story online, that meets 1-5, I go straight to here and search by name. Sometimes we luck out, and the story has been posted to Jezebel, Deadspin, or one of the dozen Gawker sites.
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505Turbeaux
> and 100 more
04/03/2015 at 12:59 |
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not to me, I probably would have tried to take her home with me
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and 100 more
> 505Turbeaux
04/03/2015 at 13:00 |
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Of all the batshit babes we've seen, she's certainly one of the babiest.
Wait, no, that came out wrong...
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505Turbeaux
> and 100 more
04/03/2015 at 13:03 |
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haha yes it did
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Funktheduck
> 505Turbeaux
04/03/2015 at 13:16 |
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I think it's funny there were "victim" statements and witness statements
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Funktheduck
> McMike
04/03/2015 at 13:19 |
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Dang. That's what I thought. Oh well, at least oppo seems to enjoy the story.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> and 100 more
04/03/2015 at 13:23 |
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Living in Florida, I see land whales in only slightly more. So yes, this is an eye bleaching public service.
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505Turbeaux
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 13:23 |
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people that think it is wrong to see boobs have something messed up in their head. Victim my ass. I bet they have a wonderful time with themselves. Or they just need to bitch at something
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Funktheduck
> 505Turbeaux
04/03/2015 at 13:30 |
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Agree. The same people that complain about female nipple seem to be ok with a 350lb shirtless man sweating at a fair while chili cheese dog chili spills on his chest. He may be a DD cup but heaven forbid a girl shows too much cleavage. Think of the children
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 13:40 |
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Is the 350lb fat guy arousing himself? You bet people would complain.
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Funktheduck
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
04/03/2015 at 14:55 |
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He might be with that chili. Dude could have a food fetish for all I know.
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Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 15:38 |
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Just saying, I don't want to see man or woman 'pleasuring' themselves while I have to sit in a restaurant and neither does my kid.
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Funktheduck
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
04/03/2015 at 15:39 |
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Totally agree. I don't have kids but I understand. My problem comes with people who freak out about a woman's nipple, despite being exactly the same as a man's.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> Funktheduck
04/03/2015 at 16:49 |
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Jaclynn Glover
